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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Bad day at the Chick-fil-A

So on Saturday, Mom, Adda and I were out running errands while Jax was at basketball practice. We were needing sustenance so we went to chick-fil-a. Let me start out by saying that when we are at a restaurant Addis is "that kid". She screams, cries, fit throws, kicks, throws food, spits food, yells, hits, basically is just horrid. So we are there eating our lovely chicken sandwiches when in walks two women in their 60's. They are wearing way too much makeup and have way too much hair dye. oh yeah and one is wearing a one shouldered sweat shirt a'la Flashdance. Did I mention she wasn't wearing a bra? Yes well she wasn't. So they order their food and sit close to us. Tits McGee all the sudden notices that GASP there are two white chicks with one black baby. She motions to her friend to look at us like we are some type of circus act, all while I am obviously maintaining eye contact with her. The friend gets embarassed at turning around only to get "caught" staring at us. But Tits McGee keeps on staring and talking ferociously. We get up to leave (because we are done, not because of them) and I said to her, "Yeah she's black AND she's wearing a bra!" Okay so obviously my 18 month old sister isn't wearing a bra but I thought it was funny.
So we walk over to refill our drinks and some lady just totally cuts in front of us. Mom went ballistic. She was all Oh no you didn't, and the lady was like oh I'm sorry I didn't realize you were in line. And Mom goes Uh yeah we have our lids off, that's real nice of you. That lady totally knew we were in line and totally cut anyway! I hate line cuters. So then mom was chasing addis and the lady was like I hope you have a much better day, the woman you were with seemed very angry! HAHAH
THEEEN we walked outside and some guy is blocking me in. So I started yelling and freaking out, and of course he's like right there getting something from the car next to me. Ooops.
I'm surprised we got out there without getting my tires slashed.

7 comments:

Peculiar Smith Family said...

I was getting a great mental vision while reading that! I'm really NOT laughing...at all.

Sandee said...

OH my. bad day. sometimes its good to go hungry. lol.

Renee said...

Can I just say I'm really glad someone else is having a rotten day?!? OK so that's bad, but hey, you made me laugh. The Tits McGee comment threw me over the edge.

Lisa said...

You're funny! Chick-fil-a sucks anyway..HELLO! Rabbits and chicken are both dumb! LOl So you guys ever comin' for a visit? Addis and Z can compete for the "that kid" title at my local Weinerschnitzel! Whatcha think?

Malia'sMama said...

The bra lady story- priceless!

Rebecca said...

Well snap! I wish I had been there! We could have given Tits McGee a real run for her money...and her bra! I hate it when people stare! My mom walks with a terrible limp and people stare ALL the time. So, when she gets really fed up with it, she puts her fingers up to her eyes to make glasses. Never fails, they ALWAYS look away. I'm still laughing...Tits McGee!!!

Chris said...

Your post cracks me up!! Don't feel too bad Helena is "that" baby too in public. She likes throw these huge fits and then with her cuteness look at everyone as though I am the big bad mommy. It really gets under my skin some days.
The bra, too funny!!!